If You Want To Be Happy:Jimmy Soul. #1 in 1963. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. #1. A pretty woman makes her husband look small, and very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her, then she starts, doin' the things that will break his heart. #2. But if you make an ugly woman your wife, you'll be happy for the rest of your life. An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, she'll always give you peace of mind. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. #3. Don't let your friends say you have no taste, go ahead and marry her anyway. Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match, take it from me, she's a better catch. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. (Ad lib:Spoken:) Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, and she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you. (x3)(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.
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