Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Jim Stafford - Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne

Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne:
Jim Stafford. #24 in '74.

#1.
There was a lady in a window,
In the room across the way.

From the hotel I was staying in,
While on my holi..day.
I couldn't help but see everything,
Cause I was peeping, I confess.

Still, after dinner every night,
She had the strangest guest.

#2. 
She'd retire to her favorite chair,
And sit there with a dog.

Fill the crystal glasses,
While the fire danced on the log.
Well, I watched them drink their bubbly brew,
til that fire grew dim.

Then I stuck my head out the window,
And said, 'WHY NOT ME INSTEAD OF HIM'!!??

Oh, your bulldog drinks champagne,
And I ain't one to complain.
But, what a perfect waste of wine it seems to me.
So, honey, tell ol' rover that the big dog's coming over...
Cause any woman that'd get a bulldog drunk,
Would have to be good to me.

#3.***(Chords are same for all verses)***

Fourteen days and fourteen nights,

Not one word did I hear.

Her with her silk and champagne,

And me in my shorts with a beer.

She just left the curtains wide,

And I knew she knew I could see.

Her and the pug-nosed mutt,

Guzzling wine and teasing me. 

So I made a bolder move,

I went over and rang her bell.

I heard growling from inside,

And I got scared as hell.

Then the bulldog staggered out the door,

And he said, 'How do you do?'

But the lady bit me on the leg,

And I said rrrr..woof, I love you too!

A seventies hit from Kraziekhat.