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Jasper Carrot - Day Trip To Blackpool



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Jasper Carrot - Day Trip To Blackpool
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This is Jasper Carrot(English comedian's)spoof version of Day trip to Bangor
as performed by Fiddler's Dram.As such the melody etc is exactly the same.

Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool
An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money on chips and bingo
Hour after hour we spent in a bar and we drank a barrel of cider
And on the way back I was sick over Jack and the rain came down

Oh do you recollect the havoc we wrecked as we vandalised the sea front
Sydney the punk lost a chunk from his head when he nutted a parking meter
I'll never forget all the fish that we ate as we staggered round the fairground
We distributed eels from the big ferris wheel and the rain came down

Oh do you recall the thrill of it all as we organised a gang bang
Under the pier a bottle of beer and a plastic doll called Vinyl Vera
It ruptured the two at the front of the queue and then it came to my turn
But I couldn't begin 'cos the tide had come in and the rain came down

Oh Eric and Sid they bet us a quid they could climb the Blackpool Tower
Newcastle Brown made Eric fall down and we carried him into a Wimpy bar
Sydney threw up right into his cup and we had to call the waiter
Then Eric was ill all over his bill and the rain came down

Oh Eric and me we wanted a pee so we climbed upon the bandstand
We recycled booze all over our shoes and quite a lot over the band as well
We jumped in our car but we didn't get far as a policeman waved us down
We must have been out of our brain 'cos we came down by train and the rain came down

Didn't we have a miserable time the day we went to Blackpool
An 'orrible day we got drunk on the way and spent our money in magistrate's fines
We stood in the dock till at least three o'clock and the jury found us guilty
We were fined two and six 'cos the judge was half pissed and the rain came down
And the rain........came.......down
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