I'm At Home Gettin' Hammered While She's Out Gettin' Nailed:Banjo And Sullivan. Album - The Ultimate Collection - 1972-78 on HIP-O Records. #1. We started in the morning, carried well into the night..throwing dirty dishes with all our might. It?s a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed. I?m at home getting hammered, while she?s out getting nailed. #2. Po-lice pulled into my trailer park, domestic violence cost somebody, after dark. Late night with her boss, says they?re trying to make a sale. I?m at home getting hammered, while she?s out getting nailed. INTERLUDE: #3. I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy-chair, watching Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman?s hair. Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail..I?m at home getting hammered, while she?s out getting nailed. INTERLUDE: #4. She used to bring me beer and love all over me..right before I went on disability. My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick..she don?t perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick..hey!! INTERLUDE: Well, the moral of this story is sad but true..I love to drink, and she loves to screw. Hobo?s got a better life, out riding on the rails.. I?m at home getting hammered while she?s out getting nailed. A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.