Song: White Van Man Band: I Was Once a Dinosaur Album: Dinosaurs Are Go! / / / Me and Isaac were walking down the street one day When a dodgy looking man came walking our way and said 'hey kids, you want any sweets?' So we said 'yeh man, thats sounds cool, we'll take a couple refreshers and freddo bar too' and he said 'get in my van' So me and Isaac exchanged a glance and said 'nah man, not gunna take the chance' and he suddenly looked a very angry man He lunged at us and we both ran Ran far away from the white van man How lucky it was that we said no that day So if you ever see the white van man Be sure to run as far away as you can Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man The white van man, the white van man, the white van man is not a very friendly man Dont let him fool you with his smile and charm Make sure your wearing your rape alarm Hes not all as innocent as he seems He'll bribe you with his tasty treats Next thing you know your in his bed sheets Need I say you wont be sleeping? You'll find yourself mentally scarred No one to help, not a body guard Paranoia at an all time high So please believe me when I say If you want sweets, your best to pay With money and not your bum So if you ever see the white van man Be sure to run as far away as you can Because he is not a very friendly man, the white van man The white van man, the white van man, the white van man is not a very friendly man The white van man, the white van man, the white van man is not a very friendly man the white van man
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