Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - I Thought I Farted But I Shit

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Funny song I found on YouTube by Jeremy Perez. I noticed no one had put up on the website so I thought I 
would in case someone wanted to learn it to play at a party or something 

You can see the strumming and rhythm on the video if you haven't seen it
here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZqUDTXCUA

Chords with * (e.g. *) translate to one strum 

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Headed down to to the coast, ridin' shotgun in the Jeep,

 there's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly I can feel it start 
to creep... So I leaned to my right, cos my cheeks were kinda tight, as I pushed 
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a little bit I think like this I thought I farted but I shit... I thought I farted but I 
shit, and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and a little on 
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my sack, I thought I farted but I shit... 
Damn I hate it when I shart, I can't even trust the fart,

tried to give a little toot, now there's caca in my shoe, I thought 
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I farted but I shit... 
I thought I farted but I shit, and now it's squishy when I sit, 
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack,
 I thought I farted but I shit...
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farteeeeed 
      *
but I shiiiiit.