Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Grain Vault - Bama Fan

Bama Fan

By Grain Vault

Capo 3rd fret

Standard Tuning EBGDAE

Everyone calls home the promised land
But Sweet Home Alabama was by a Florida band
Whole lot of nothin' north of Gulfport Shore
Just rabid dogs and hogs, and churches by the score
Mighty damn proud of this soil you call yer own
A Walmart and a Hardees, a place's culture sewn

        First chorus:
                And yer a Bama fan
                Don't remember when ya blew
                yer a Bama fan
                The Bear's still alive to you

Yer pitbull's named The Bear, yer shotgun's named the Snake
A life outside this hellhole you'll never quite make
Killed those Auburn trees and even I have to admit
Masterful endeavor; wish I had thought of it
The whole world saw it as a dastardly plan
But The Bear woulda loved it, and so would the Klan

        Second chorus:
                And yer a Bama fan
                Don't remember when ya blew
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Infected with STDs
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Counting yer SECs
Keep yellin' Roll Tide, like the Tomahawk Chop
Grating on the nerves; please make it stop
Filthy as a 'Nole, obnoxious as a 'Cane
Haven't got a clue yer borderline insane
Got a houndstooth had and panties to match
First glimpse of Bryant-Denny, gotta break the latch

                Final chorus:
                And yer a Bama fan
                Don't remember when ya blew
                yer a Bama fan
                The Bear's still alive to you
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Infected with STDs
                Yer a Bama Fan
                Counting yer SECs