Condition Red:The Goodees. #46 on BB Hot 100 on STAX Records in 1967. (A teen angst and Leader Of The Pack clone.) #1. Condition Red..don't you come over tonight..cause mommy and daddy don't approve of you and me getting too tight. SPOKEN: "Why doesn't he get a haircut?" "Why doesn't he shave?" "You know he used to be such a nice looking fellow before he grew that awful beard!" #2. That's what my mama and daddy keep saying to me. And every time they down you boy, I try to make them see. Is that, so your hair is long and your mouth is in disguise.. for me, you're the right guy. #3. Condition red..baby, please stay away. Cause I don't know, what mommy and daddy might say. It's gonna be hard for us to keep on lovin' this way. But I got to keep seeing you, boy, no matter what they say. No matter how they down you, boy, and say you're not my kind. I'm gonna love you, honey, til the end of time. SPOKEN: "I guess we'll have to meet down at the corner from now on." "That look in your eyes"..(sound FX of motorcycle starting.) "Where are you going?..Can I go with you?.."Hey take me with you!" "Don't go away mad..Darlin' just come back!" "Don't you see that, I just don't care what they say!" "Take me with you..Honey (yes, my love for you...) "I need you" (... is so strong) (And I love you...) 'Hey there's a car' (... so much) "Watch out for the car!!!! " (sound FX of car skid and crash.) "Oh no!" (sound FX of police siren.) "Don't leave me!!!" Condition red..(I'll never see you again..) Condition red..Condition red..(Funeral organ music.)..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.