I'll never fuck you, dont even try your not really that nice a guy The FriendZone ain't even real, I'm just nice so I try to deal I'm tired of you and your stupid hat, Your hair could cook fries, please take a bath Just cause you opened a door Doesnt mean we'll get naked on my floor PAUSE "Coming out of the stable? You're Gay?" "Wh, wHAT? EW YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FUCKS THAT JACK OFF TO TECHNICOLOUR PONIES?" The friendzone, isn't real You just have no appeal I cant put it any other way Get out of my fucking face OHH Your euphoria is a joke your neckbeard makes me hope you choke You're a mysoginistic piece of shit NO YOU CANT TOUCH MY FUCKIN TIT Hey please respond I just wanted to say talking to you always makes my day wanna come over we can play in my bed (hehehe ;) what do you mean you'd rather be dead Look at my style class is better than swag that guy you're with is a fucking douchebag So your boyfriend lifts, big fucking deal I can understand Degrasse (Get away from me you eel) The friendzone is real Feminazis are gay Hush, don't speak I like it better that way Hey come on, lets wathc ponies My largest appeal is tht i'm a brony Love and tolerate what I agree with But fuck you and your opinion This fucking weirdo keeps on talking to me I think he thinks it's cool to watch MLP He wears old man jeans and Vidya shirts Whenever I see him he makes my brain hurt Always tries getting me to go on Reddit trust me, I don't wanna go on Reddit Take your stupid hat and get out of my life I wish I could say that but instead Good night.
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