Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Frankie Yankovic And His Yanks - Too Fat Polka

Too Fat Polka:Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks. 
Album - Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks Greatest
Hits - on COLUMBIA Records in 1971.
(Single released in 1968.)

#1.
Here's a little ditty, you can sing it right away.
Now, here's what you say, so, sing it while you may.
Here's a little jingle, you can sing it night or noon.
Now, here's the words, that's all you need, cause I 
just sang the tune.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.

#2.
She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.

BRIDGE:
Can she prance up a hill..no, no, no, no, no.
Can she dance a quadrille..no, no, no, no, no.
Can she fit in my coupe..by herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit upon my knee..no, no, no.

INTERLUDE:      ..     

#3.
I get dizzy, I get numbo, when I'm dancing with my 
jum-jum-jumbo.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me..hey!!

#4.
She's so charming and she's so winning, but it's alarming,
when she goes in swimming.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.

#5.
She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some,
I would like her more some.

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat 

for me.
She's too fat for me, much too fat for me.
I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me..hey!!

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.