Artist: Frank Bell Song: The Penguin Tabbed by: Matthew Craig (Ryeband) (Intro:) (Verse 1:) Someone wake me from this dream I just saw the strangest thing last night A talking penguin made me cry You think i'm crazy, it's no lie (Chorus:) You spoke to me of love and life You didn't mention we were on thin ice And when it cracked I started to fall Oh penguin do you care about me at all (Verse 2:) Penguin please lend me your hand Want to try to help me understand why Deep down in the ocean I sell merch I keep my cool depsite the urge to crawl up and die (Chorus:) You gave advice on passionate reason Failed to mention that it changes with season And when it cracked I started to fall Oh penguin do you care about me at all (Verse 3:) When you fall, fall, fall, fall, down in love, it's sometimes cold When you crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl, out of love, not as bold (Chorus:) Makes as much sense as wearing flip-flops in winter Or shorts in december, you know I don't like my legs Everyone knows that penguins can't fly So I have no choice but to slide...so I slide away
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