I watch you from a distance I gander from afar I feel so sad without you Like the last cookie from a jar I wish that I could tell you those 3 words and take it on the chin But I can never do that or win For I'm only a muffin Only a muffin I have no idea what gender I am But what I do know is our love will last forever I love you like a pony who really loves a thing Like a duck to a river or water I would wubs you with all my heart If I had a heart But I'm made of I got flour, baking powder and butter I got sugar, milk and chocolate chips You want eggs, just add two But who cares, no big deal, I love youuuuuuuuuu You are as graceful as a pig on ice Your eyes make me melt like an ice Popsicle I just don't know what went wrong with our starcrossed love I wish we could fly to the castle togeeeeeetherrrrrrr But I'm not a multicolored Pony I'm only a Muffin Never gonna give you up
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