Please Don't Talk To The Lifeguard:Diane Ray. #31 on BB Hot 100 on MERCURY Records in 1963. Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard.. #1. Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard..says the sign where I go to swim, oh-oh-oh-oh. How can I get to know him..how can I get to show him, that I am so much in love with hi-i-im. BRIDGE: Dark and handsome, golden tan, six feet tall, man-oh-man! Gotta make him mine, all mine..wish they'd take away that sign. #2. Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard. Guess I'll swim way out into the sea and then I'll meet him when he rescues me--. INTERLUDE: Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard. BRIDGE: Dark and handsome, golden tan, six feet tall, man-oh-man! Gotta make him mine, all mine..wish they'd take away that sign. #3. Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard. Guess I'll swim way out into the sea and then I'll meet him when he rescues me--. Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard..says the sign where I go to swim, oh-oh-oh-oh. Please don't talk to the lifeguard..please don't talk to the lifeguard..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.