Dewey Cox - Dear Mr. President Capo on 1st Dear Mr. President, I want you to know, I am deeper than you, listen and learn, My heart is a chapel, my head is a steeple, My arms are the people, and the people now yearn. I stand for the midget, I stand for the negro, I stand for the injun, all hopped up on booze, I stand for the jap, and I stand for the beaner, I stand, yes I do, for the christ-killin' jew. And I stand for the dyke, and I stand for the retard, I stand for the chinaman, washing my socks, I stand for the bum, and the pimp, and the bugger, And the cripple that lives, on my street in a box. To conclude, Mr. President, I'm not at all hesitant, To tell you I think, the first ladie's a fox, Her husband, the jerk off, has ruined my country, That's all for today, sincerely, . Cox. Tabbed by Icarus Tyler