I'm a welfare state wean, we live on the bottom flair But we're no allowed to even live there any mair. They say we've got too many rooms, in our social rented flat We've an eight by ten foot boxroom where you cannae swing a cat Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one Noo ma auntie's in a wheelchair, but these Tories dinna care They say they have a deficit, she got to pay her share £60 a month they'll take, then leave her tae her fate Whilst gieing millionaires a tax cut, cause they say they're due a break Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one Noo that Buckingham Palace looks a pretty roomy gaff And the ludger there gets benefits at rates that make me laugh A civil list, plus perks, worth nearly ninety million pounds With her other dozen mansions lying empty a' year round Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one A Noo those MPs doon in Westminster must think that we're 'a dense Wi their second home apartments, where the public pays their rent They even get a food allowance, two hundred quid a week But they're claiming we're the scroungers, is their arse up in their cheeks? Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one So we've formed a Federation and we're gonna have our say The Bedroom Tax it has to go, and we ain't gonna pay We're gonna march on London tae demand our civil rights Like nae mair Tories and their Liberal shite Oh ye canna have a spare room in a pokey cooncil flat Ian Duncan Smith and Co have put an end tae that They say "live in a smaller house", they say that is their plan When the odds against you finding one are ninety-nine to one