Текст песни Misc Unsigned Bands - Casting Call For A Best Friend

I met this girl she's really nice
Her name is Sarah Hertsonweiss
She looks a lot like me
But that dress kind of makes her look fat
And if I were her I'd hide my hair in my hat

I met this girl shes really cute
Shes really talented to boot
Her name is Petulia
I hear that shes a great actor
Too bad she uses imitation max factor

There can only be one of my type in this town
And its bad enough that I am short
There can only be one still standing her ground
After the coroners report

I met this girl who's really nice
I bet that she's got pubic lice
She got from her ex Boyfriend
Or just because shes a whore
A dirty ugly whore

I met this girl who's really cute
With a face id like to shoot
Shes always taking my parts
Well at least I can sing on key
Lalalalala look at me

There can only be one ingenue's best friend
And I'm gonna get cast in this show
There can only be one left alive in the end
And I'll tell you how far I will go

I will go to her agent and tell them she's pregnant
Create a few nasty detours

I will go to the office and file a report
That she's been taking non-equity tours

I will blacklist her name and say she hates gays
Tell her manager she's shopping around

I will post nude pics of her on the web 
Cau'se horse face you're so going down

I hate you so damn much 
Please die

And when the smoke has cleared away
On that happy day of days
When I'm on broadway
And all my dreams are revealed
They'll find what's left of your head in a field

Why do they all have to move in next door
can't they just take a hint and get goin?
Just when your champagne's ready to pour
Some bitch of a whore gets her foot in the door
Right when you get a toe in
There can only be one of me in this town
And I'm sticking my neck out in front
There can only be one still standing her ground 
You fat friggin cow of a cuuu...aann we play sisters?
Oh sure!
That'd be fine
But you better watch your back you big stupid bitch
(silence)                               
Cause ill be watching you every line