This song is from the Barley Legal Concert by Carner and Gregor, I love this song because the comedy in it is brilliant. All of these chords can be put on to the piano and I am copying them off of the official sheet music meaning all of the chords and lyrics are the same as in the concert. [INTRO] -PLAYED IN 6/8 ROMANTICALLY Look at him there, my piano man, my partner through every ballad. Our relationship's strictly professional, but when I sing with him, all the love songs, are valid. My heart melts just hearing him play, but I can't ever say what I mean, there's always a piano inbetween. [VERSE] -PLAYED IN 4/4 STRONG GROOVE No pianist can improve on the way he plays that groove. Look at how his fingers move! Oh! To be a key! I would be his sharp or falt, if he'd tickle me like that. But hold it in, oooo- I think I love him! Keeping this a secert is hell, oooo- Oh, God I love him! Passionately sing, but dont tell. When I wanna talk he vamps. When I'm singing soft he damps. And the boy don't need no amps when its time for the climax. He always follows me,all the way from to to to ! Holy ""! I definitely love him! Feelings that I have to dispel. Oooo- Stay professional! Long for him but sing, and don't tell [CHORUS] -PLAY AS BUILD UP I never get stage fright performing in public; - I only get shy on rehearsal days. Cause that's when we're alone, How do I stay in the zone, When he plays- The boy plays- Why cant he just play me! [SINGER ALMOST SPEAKING] Oh my god was that out loud? Oh my god I'm still out loud. And this is a quiet crowed Bbadd2/ He must have heard something. I can't look! You look! Okay, I'll look.. He's not looking in his book. He's looking at me!- He's still looking at me! How's it going over there? So I kinda want to die. Yes I do. Whats that? Play that again.. You too? All along? [ENDING] Now I can tell- you what I've been holding in, sing- it to my hearts own delight! And when we're done- with this, lets put aside that damn piano Come on, baby, play me tonight!- Obviously this is not in verse chorus format but i have tried to make the chords match where they should be played in the lyrics. Happy playing :