https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiFyZgEJLGo The Bon-bons Mayonnaise You're everything to me my mayonnaise been walking round for days past the shelf where i saw you last nothing can fill the hole you left in me not even salad cream makes me happy in my belly People said it was wrong when i rubbed you all over my footlong but i love you my mayonnaise i took you to the park that day i held you in my arms so you dont break on the ground and feed the birds passing by and then i took you to my mum she said your no son of mine you've impregnated mayonnaise People said it was wrong when i rubbed you all over my footlong but i love you I truly Love you my mayonnaise (Guitar 1 plays the verse chords whilst Guitar 2 improvises in the key of ) People said it was wrong when i rubbed you all over my footlong but i love you I truly Love you my mayonnaise
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