Donald Where's Your Trousers?Andy Stewart. Top of the charts in '61 and again in '89. He did part of the song as an Elvis impersonation and it's great. #1. I just got down from the Isle of Skye, I'm no' very big and I'm awfully shy, the lassies shout as I go by... Donald where's your trooosers? Let the winds blow high, Let the winds blow low, through the streets in my kilts I go.. And all the ladies say hello.. Donald where's your trousers? 2. A lady took me to a ball And it was slippery in the hall, I was afraid that I would fall cause I had nae o' ma trousers. 3. They'd like to wed me everyone Just let them catch me if they can.. You canna put the breeches on a highland man Who doesn't like wearing trousers. 4. To wear the kilt is my delight, It isn't wrong, I know it's right. The highlanders would get a fright If they saw me in me trousers. 5. Well I caught a cold and me nose was raw I had no handkerchief at all, So I hiked up my kilt and I gave 'er a blow, Now you can't do that with trousers. 6.The lassies love me, everyone, Just let them catch me if they can, you canna get the breeches off a Highland man, Cause he does not wear the trooosers. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.
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