Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah:Alan Sherman. #14 in UK & #2 USA in 63. #1. Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy...he developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner? He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. #2. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators. And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called Ulysses. Now I don't want, this should scare ya, But my bunkmate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy? They're about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada. Don't leave me out in the forest, where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with oth..er boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one, whole, day. #3. Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah? Let me come home if ya miss me I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing, Playing baseball, gee that's better, Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.