RIFF: (repeat through intro) Hello young lady, you look quiet nice today...and I look real good You may come a little bit closer to me you may smeel my musk if you wish but first of all how rude of me Let me introduce to you myself to you My name's pilot, I'm a pilot, that's what I do And you can ask me a lot of questions about that if you want to, oh yeah Let me let you buy me a drink for me Cos I'm a real pilot, like on Top Gun, like on TV And the thing that you should know about me is that the first night is always for free oh yeah Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me Cos I'm a pilot in the military My favourite conversation topic has to be me You haven't really lived until you've pulled 9G like me Now I was flying in formation the other day and I was number one When two bogies came down in on me out of the sun and I said "I'm too close for missiles now I'm switching to guns" oh yeah The other crazy bandit he rolled in on me So I just rolled upside down and pushed some negative I slammed on the brakes, he flew right by me, "Fox 3!!" oh yeah Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me Cos I'm a pilot in the military My favourite conversation topic has to be me You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me Now you might think that practicing all the time would be a real bore Because we only ever train and we never do the job that we joined for The only fight I've been in was some kind of crazy hand-war, oh yeah But come over to my place at I don't know like half past eight and we'll open up a bottle of wine and we'll stay up until real late Cos I'm gonna make you watch in slow-mo everyone of my HUD-tapes oh yeah Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me Cos I'm a pilot in the military My favourite conversation topic has to be me You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me By which I mean pulling a guy who is like me not me pulling another guy cos that is gay And I'm a pilot I don't do that kind of thing...much So come over to my place and we'll talk the night away And when I say talk baby I mean you'll listen, cos I've got a lot to say And it's all about me but that's ok, oh yeah I own shares in mirror companies and other things like brill cream And just two minutes with me baby that's enough to make you scream Cos I'll take you to heaven and back at Mach Three if you know what I mean And I don't mean the razor mach three but it'll be real close Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me Cos I'm a pilot in the military My favourite conversation topic has to be me You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah And when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air And I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me Cos I'm a pilot in the military My favourite conversation topic has to be me You haven't really lived until you've flown at Mach 3....And I've done that twice