Im a member of a Monday club AM Im up in the morning and down to the pub In every village and every town The Monday club, is sure to be found. All the lads sick from the beer, AM they sit at the counter and they sneer and jeer about what happened in 94' while all the time there watchin' the door the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club Im up on the Monday morning and down for the cure the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club im up on a Monday morning that's for sure You have the fella he doesn't really care AM Every Monday morning he's the first one there Hoping and praying enough guys are sick So he can give them loads of stick Then the fella embarrassed as hell AM Sure he only remembered last night he fell In front of everyone in the bar While his wife was waiting in the car the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club Im up on the Monday morning and down for the cure the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club im up on a Monday morning that's for sure The Monday club they are a unique bunch AM Other people don't understand them much But when you're sick and you need your cure The Monday club theyre there for sure The man behind the bar has the sesh AM Sure he'll keep the crak going all day And every new face that comes through the door Is in for a slagging that's for sure the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club Im up on the Monday morning and down for the cure the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club im up on a Monday morning that's for sure the Monday club they really do care AM they'll take you back out on the tear they drink as many pints as they can and wake up Tuesday morning a new man the Monday club, the Monday club im a member of the Monday club Im up on the Monday morning and down for the cure