Oh, there ain't no bugs on me There ain't no bugs on me There may be bugs on some of you mugs But there ain't no bugs on me Well, the Juney bug comes in the month of June The lightning bug comes in May Bed bug comes just any old time But, they're not going to stay Well, a bull frog sittin' on a lily pad Looking up at the sky The lily pad broke and the frog fell in He got water all in his eye...ball Mosquito he fly high Mosquito he fly low If old mosquito lands on me He ain't a gonna fly no mo' A peanut sittin' on a railroad track His heart was all a flutter Along come a choo-choo on the track Toot! Toot! Peanut butter! Well, little bugs have littler bugs Upon their backs to bite 'em And the littler bugs have still littler bugs And so ad infinitum As I went walking through the woods Humming a tune so gaily The wind come whistling through the trees And froze my ukelele Oh, there ain't no flies on me There ain't no flies on me There may be flies on some of you guys But there ain't no flies on me Oh, there ain't no lobsters on me There ain't no lobsters on me There may be lobsters on some of you mobsters But there ain't no lobsters on me Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more It ain't gonna rain no more How in the heck can I wash my neck When it ain't gonna rain no more? Strum pattern: BDU