And drunkards barely twenty, There are men of over ninety, Who have never yet kissed a girl. But give me a rambling rover, Then cart me down to Dover, We'll rove the country over, And together we'll face the world. 1st Verse: Oh, they roamed through all the nations Taken delight in all creation And I've tried a wee sensation, When the company did prove kind. Then when parting was no pleasure I drank another measure To the good friends that we treasure For they'll always be on my mind. 2nd Verse: There are those who feign enjoyment From merciless employment Their mission was deployment From the minute they left the school And they save, scrape and plunder While the rest go out and squander See the world and rove and wander And they're happier as a fool. 3rd Verse: If you're bent with arthritis Your bowels have got colitis You've a galloping bollockitis And your thinking it's time you'd died If you've been a man of action You're lying there in traction You can gain some satisfaction Thinkin' "Golly, at least I tried".