Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat On a high red roof Don Gato sat He went there to read a letter, Meow, meow, meow Where the reading light was better, Meow, meow, meow 'Twas a love note for Don Gato I adore you wrote the lady cat Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat There was not a sweeter kitty, Meow, meow, meow In the country or the city, Meow, meow, meow And she said she'd wed Don Gato Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily He fell off the roof and broke his knee Broke his ribs and all his whiskers, Meow, meow, meow And his little solar plexus, Meow, meow, meow Ay Caramba cried Don Gato Then the doctors all came on the run Just to see if something could be done And they held a consultation, Meow, meow, meow About how to save their patient, Meow, meow, meow How to save Senor Don Gato But in spite of everything they tried Poor Senor Don Gato up and died And it wasn't very merry, Meow, meow, meow Going to the cemetery, Meow, meow, meow For the ending of Don Gato When the funeral passed the market square Such a smell of fish was in the air Though his burial was slated, Meow, meow, meow He became reanimated, Meow, meow, meow He came back to life, Don Gato *Suggested Strum Pattern*: U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U