YouTube Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai4pGsOHKsI And so we face election day And each leader takes their stand The question is to vote which way The future's in our hands We may ponder all their policies Before we hit the booth Trace through each party's histories Discern the living truth Who should we write as number one? Which candidate should lose? There's only one clear answer When it comes time to chooooooose... They're all fucked, they're all fucked Every single one is fucked There's nobody to vote for Cos they're all just fucked One's a ranga born in Wales One's a backwards sexist male And you'd never vote for Greens Cos all they do is fondle whales Let's face it, every candidate is fuuucked.. You've no voice, there's no choice Every single one is fucked Ignore Anthony Green statistics everyone is fucked One will stab you in the back One's a bible bashing hack You might just wipe that fucking ballot on your crack Let's face it, every candidate is fuuuucked The majors suck, the minors suck every single one is fucked The future's fucked The world's fucked All of us are fucked I don't want to fuck your hope But reach for a fucking rope You're probably even more fucked Than those refugees on boats Let's face it every candidate is fucked This one's fucked, and this one's fucked And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked This one's fucked, and this one's fucked And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked And this one's fucked, and this one's fucked N.. Hold on, I'm not anymore Yes you are! Every Single Candidate Is... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked