A horse is a horse Of course of course And no one can talk to a horse, Of course That is, of course Unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed! Go right to the source And ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse He's always on a steady course Talk to Mister Ed! People yakkity-yak a streak And waste your time of day But Mister Ed will never speak Unless he has something to say! Oh, a horse is a horse Of course, of course And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse You never heard of a talking horse? Well, listen to this: ". . . I am Mister Ed!" THE END.
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