Oh, aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee Aye-dee-die-dee-die! I met a lass in Kilkenny I loved her with my heart But now she's done something bad When we made love, she'd fart! She met someone else She left me clear and dry I think I might divorce her, And then I'll get real high! Oh, aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee Aye-dee-die-dee-die! I said "what are you doing? You're breaking us up here! You're screwing all over town, Giving away your rear!" She said "I don't love ya! I hate the sight of your face! Go and put out a fire, Aaaah, bitch!" Oh! Aye-dee-die-dee-die-dee-die-dee Aye, dee, die, dee, die!
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