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How Not To Live Your Life - Mermaid Song



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How Not To Live Your Life - Mermaid Song
Misc Television
I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love
Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?"
I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a
bum, you're half fish."
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

      4x  (over the sax solo)
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