I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does I just wanna make love to my mermaid I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?" I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a bum, you're half fish." I just wanna make love to my mermaid I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay 4x (over the sax solo)