Artist Martin Hagwell Game Super Mario RPG Original Forest Maze Track Rawest Forest I'm a piano player, so I apologize for the lack of a chord dictionary. (Spoken) Goomba: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy? Koopa: Him? You mean? Goomba: Yea, the one with the mushrooms Koopa: Yea! Goomba: You know, the one jumping around in the forest Koopa: Yea, yea, I know him, I know him Goomba: Yes? Okay, hey check it out! Super Mario RPG It is the only one just for me When I play the game, I get lost in a phase Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze INTERLUDE Mario: Gimme Frog Coins! Bowser: Gimme Mario! Mario: Gimme Frog Coins! Bowser: Gimme Mallow! Mario: Gimme See Ya! Bowser: Gimme Geno! Mario: Gimme Cookies! Magikoopa: Of course, we will get you that Mario Bowser: We need to mute that stupid voice Mario: I need to get those damn frog coins There are many secrets in this game! Many of which drive some peeps insane! Why we try to cheat in a really good game? Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame! Exiting the forest is super simple: All you do is follow these path turns For the rest of your gaming life Speaker: Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya, gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything i need Mario: Wait, wait, wait, who are you? Exor: Hahahahaha. EXOR'S RAP: My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers Why should lamers like Mario with his party of A bunch of it started Joes Fix a Star Road, I don't think so (Geno: Geno Whirl!) I don't blink slow (Geno: Let's do this!) Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine MARIO'S RAP: Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest Little cats call us fat and incestous Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past Rescue the captive princesses Koopas and Gombas, them I just laugh at I'ma hit "" to raise the level of attacks Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad INTERLUDE 2: DIALOGUE 1: (DIALOGUE 1 and 2 occur at the same time) Speaker: Gimme Croco: My name is Croco Speaker: Gimme, gimme Croco: Wallet Speaker: Gimme Croco: Wallet Speaker: Gimme, gimme Croco: In the end of the game Speaker: Gimme Croco: Items Speaker: Gimme, gimme Croco: Something rare DIALOGUE 2: (Dialogue 1 and 2 occur at the same time) Great Guy: Oh, hello! Mario: Oh, it's a little creepy up here Great Guy: Yea, it is Mario: I'm a little low on hit points Great Guy: Okay? Mario: You have any refreshments? Great Guy: Yea, you can take this mushroom Mario: But it's rotten! PRINCESS TOADSTOOL' S VERSE: I am just a princess, please help me! Booster is scary. I've heard rumours that he's taking me to Marrymore but I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario INTERLUDE Mario: Gimme Frog Coins! Bowser: Gimme Mario! Mario: Gimme Frog Coins! Bowser: Gimme Mallow! Mario: Gimme See Ya! Bowser: Gimme Geno! Princess Toadstool: Gimme my frying pan and parasol There are many secrets in this game! Many of which drive some peeps insane! Why we try to cheat in a really good game? Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame! Exiting the forest is super simple: All you do is follow these path turns For the rest of your gaming life