Текст песни Misc Computer Games - Black Ops 1 - Perk-A-Cola Jingles

[Quick Revive]
        When everything's, been draggin' you down 
grabs you by the hair and pulls you to the ground 
if you wanna get up,    
you need a little revive
If you wanna get up 
YOU NEED A LITTLE REVIVE!    YEAH!

[Juggernog]
      When you need some help to get by 
something to make you feel strong 
Reach for Juggernog tonight
sugar seduction delight 
When you need to feel big and strong 
reach for Juggernog tonight

[Speed Cola]
Your hands are slow 
your movements sluggish
your lack of speed
just brings you anguish
Just take a sip
you will move faster
Just try it now
And speed is mastered
Press those lips against the only one that really moves you
Speed Cola speeds up your life

[Double Tap]
Cowboys can't shoot slow 
or they'll end up below
When they need some help
they reach for the root beer shelf (Yee-haw!)
Cowboys can't shoot slow
or they'll end up below
when they need some help
they reach for the root beer shelf. YA THIRSTY PARTNER!?

[PHD Flopper]
(PhD) Night-time scene
(PhD) The streets are mean
(PhD) The things I have seen
the good, the bad, and the in-between
When you dive to prone, you are surely gonna own, PhD (Flopper) 
When you dive to prone, it's gonna shake ya to the bone, all the zombies gonna groan, 'cause of PhD (PHD) 
The feelin's growing strong. (PhD) 
So right that it feels wrong. (PhD) 
Like the chorus of a song. (PhD) 
Not short but not too long. 
Slap your body to the floor, everybody needs some more, of your lovin', your explosive lovin' 
When you dive to prone, it's gonna shake ya to the bone, all the zombies gonna groan, cause of PhD (PhD)
(Flopper)!

[Stamin-Up]
     Stamin-up-min-up Stamin-up-min-up Stamin-up-min-up 
When you need some extra runnin'
when you need some extra time
when you want to keep on gunnin'
when you like a twist of lime
When you need to keep on moving
when you need to get away.
When you need to keep on groovin'
when you need that vitamin K
Babe, you know you want me
Let's run the extra mile
I'll open your eyes and I'll make you see
I'll make it worth your while
(It's Stamin-Up-min-up!) Sounds like it's Stamin-Up time
N..
Oh yeah, drink it baby. Drink it

[Deadshot Daiquiri]
        To error is human to forgive is divine
Well I'm not forgiving and the error ain't mine
They ain't quite human; least they're not to my eyes.
One sip of this and I'll give them the shock of their lives
Yeah, we got the guns and we got the bombs
In deadshot heaven, we pop skulls for fun
Zero in baby, zero on that spot
The hot spot baby, give it all you got
So quit complaining, about your bad aiming
Just try, try again for me
With the headshot power of a Deadshot Daiquiri!

[Mule Kick]
N..
Legend tells us of a man
a hero in a tortured land
where Señoritas lived in fear
Their lonely nights in deep despair
he was EL BURRO! 
Across the fields, across the plains. He ran so fast he dodged the rain. He was El Burro
He hurried in to save the day, gun in hand, and thrice they say
He was strong like a Mule, he was stubborn like a Mule, he even kicked like a Mule, El Burro (El Burro)
A man not equal, so they say
But some and more, it's just the way
He was El Burro  
He was EL BURRO    EL BURRO 

[Pack--Punch]
Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen,
If you're feeling under powered,
I'll help you make ammends,
Stick your weapon in the slot,
And let it change your luck,
Few things in life are guaranteed
But I promise this wont suck
Punch your fists into the air, and raise a rebel yell!
There's lotsa baduns out there
You need to send to hell.
With Pack--Punch I have a hunch,
Your problems will be gone,
But if you end up on the ground,
Sing a country western song.
Pack--Punch (everybody!),
Pack--Punch (yee-haw!),
Pack--Punch,
Pack--Punch,
Pack--Punch (everybody!),
Pack--Punch,
Pack--Punch (yee-haw!),
Pack--Punch (WOOOOWOO!)