I'm malicious, mean and scary My sneer could curdle dairy And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest But despite my evil look And my temper, and my hook I've always yearned to be a concert pianist Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? # Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly For my killer show-tune medley Thank you! 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream He's got a dream! He's got a dream! See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs You can count me with the dreamers Like everybody else I've got a dream! I've got scars and lumps and bruises Plus something here that oozes And let's not even mention my complexion But despite my extra toes And my goiter, and my nose I really want to make a love connection Can't you see me with a special little lady # Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter I'm a lover, not a fighter -- 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream I've got a dream! He's got a dream! I've got a dream! He's got a dream! And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming There's a child behind it, dreaming -- Like everybody else I've got a dream Tor would like to quit and be a florist Gunther does interior design Ulf is into mime Attila's cupcakes are sublime Bruiser knits Killer sews Fang does little puppet shows And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! I have dreams, like you -- no, really! Just much less touchy-feely They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny On an island that I own Tanned and rested and alone Surrounded by enormous piles of money I've got a dream! She's got a dream! I've got a dream! She's got a dream! I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam! Yeahh! And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower -- Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream! She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream! So our diff 'rences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team...! Call us brutal -- Sick -- Sadistic -- And grotesquely optimistic 'Cause way down deep inside We've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream! Yes way down deep inside, I've got a dream! Yeahh!