Song: Squidbillies Theme
Performed by: George Jones
she run off and took our only chicken
when I broke jail the house was burnt and bare
the Japs moved the plant back to Osaka(-ey)
some days life just doesn't seem that fair
I don't even care
I don't give a damn
Crystal, hotter than a two dollar pistol
I'm fixin' to start bluffin' you today
Crystal, girl you hear that whistle
it's the sound of the wind blowing through that bullet hole in your skull that I just made
my dreams are all dead and buried
sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
when god comes and calls me to his kingdom
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go
let her blow
let her blow