CAPO II A one woman man's what I wanna be Stay by her side so faithfully I would if I could, but it's just no good Cause there's two perfect girls for me Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me Officer Jenny, oh can't you see You can lock me up and throw away the key Jenny, if loving you's a crime Then sentence me now and I'll do the time A My uniformed beauty is simply the best She's got my heart under house arrest But before that cop names me her boy I'm head over heels (he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me Nurse Joy, won't you please Cure me of this bad disease Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak When I see your face my knees get weak Well, I'm burning up, I got the fever She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her Her bedside manner has healed so many So why am I in love? (why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny? Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me INSTRUMENTAL A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's two perfect girls for me (keep on strumming, crescendo) I've tried, and I've tried And I've searched way deep inside From these two I won't choose I can't stand the bad news About the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose! This can't go on, enough is enough I've gotta pick one no matter how tough It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo But wait a second! (wait a second!) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I've just gotta know! I've just gotta know!! Jenny, oh Jenny Joy, oh Joy A one woman man's what I wanna be But there's one, no two, no five six seven, so many Perect girls for me