There's danger out on the nations' roads They're paved with snakes and flattened toads, And truckers drive in rigs so big They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee And those who survive are a lucky few, But there's one brave cat who made it through And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat Sailcat? Sailcat He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face, When strange radiation from outer space Turned him into a super invincible cat When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat! Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist And that was the birth of Sailcat Sailcat. Sailcat He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed, And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach One truck half took the high road, the other the low And the message went out on CB radio: "Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade." So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat Sailcat. Sailcat He's been known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet when a family of tapeworms was crossing the street And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans he has even dropped by to help open some cans And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day He inherently knows just the right thing to say "Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!" Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way .... He's sailcat! Sailcat!
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