[Bob spoken] , Everythings going to be ok, , Everythings going to be ok. [sung] Bad stuff happens in the bathroom I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Can't let them see me with my pants down Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now But I'll be out of here in no time I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine Today is going to be a great day I'll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- [Louise] Let's be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault This is just to say, if Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away But he'll be outta there in no time No one's going to blame me and I'll be doing just fine Today is going to be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way (interlude) (repeat) [Bob and Louise] Bad stuff happens in the bathroom Let's be clear,I did I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault Can't let them see me with my pants down This is just to say, if Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away But I'll be out of here in no time But he'll be outta there in no time I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine No one's going to blame me and I'll be doing just fine Today is going to be a great day Today is going to be a great day I'll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way