Текст песни Misc Cartoons - Best Friend Plank

This is my first ever tab;

I'm never bored when I'm with you
We're pals, we're buddies through and through
I wish I knew what to buy for you
On your birthday 

Our friendship goes against the grain

I've seen you swell up in the rain
I saw you - didn't see your pain

Was it termites? 

It's never hard to talk to you
Though you stump me with your silence
I feel so naughty pining here

For your happy face is guidance 

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank 

Sitting there so silently
                A    
What could you be thinking?
You're not saying; I won't axe
                   A    
Is that sealant that you're drinking? 

Man your hammer Nailed you, pal
Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper"
I knew we'd be best friends for life
When I saved you from that chipper 

    My best friend Plank
    My best friend Plank
    My best friend Plank 

Ooo, Plank
Count the rings, count the rings
Ooo, Plank
Count the rings 

I'd walk you on the seven seas

But sawdust always makes me wheeze

I met your mom and dad the trees

But please don't get Dutch elm disease 

    My best friend Plank
    My best friend Plank
    My best friend Plank
    You're my best friend, Plank