I One Monday morning I got up late And there was these monkeys outside me gate Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and they ran amok I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do II: My office was run by ze studio nurse I came downstairs und what could be worse? Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance They put buggies in my underpants I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Monkeys dance day and night and stew -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do III: I ran outside to get a stick But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace - I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do - For a nickel, I'll give you a clue - I didn't know your eyes were blue I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do IV: I went to me bath for a shower and shave The monkeys gonna put me into my grave The entire bathroom was laid to waste And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do V: Well by zis time I was feeling dread Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head I asked them to leave but they stayed around Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do VI: Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you To my house for dumplings and monkey stew FINAL CHORUS: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh! -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you -Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do