I parachuted down into the Taj Mahal I rollerbladed along the great Great Wall! I even made the famous Leaning Tower fall, But who was with me through it all? Nobody! The Moscow Circus hired me to fly trapeze On Mount Olympus,ran a race with Hercules It's easy when you're chased by killer bees! Who said "geshundheit" when I sneezed? *ACHOO* So now I'm home, Home again with you, You chase the clouds away Whenever I am blue (You're always blue!) And though the pyramids, I highly recommend There is nothing in the world Quite like a friend! Slept like a babe in Bombay in a bed of nails Moroccans love my daring Dance of Seven Veils I single-handedly I even saved the whales! No one was there to hear my tales! In Acapulco, joined a Mariachi band I rode the ragin' rapids down the Rio Grande Flew in a air balloon, but when I tried to land Nobody laughed, or lent a hand Without you, the Amazon is just a trickle Without you, the Sahara's not so hot Without you, Niagara Falls Is just a leaky faucet The QE2 Is just some yacht Now that I'm home, Home again, it's clear, All I ever wanted Seems to be right here I've traveled East and West And now, I'm back again There is nothing in the world Quite like a friend... (There's nothing in the world) (Nothing in the whole wide world) There is nothing in the world Quite like a frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend! Nothing in the whole wide world!