Night's like a banquet, give it a try Candlelight, caviar, you and I And Templeton Mr. Templeton Why should he stay at home? Just get his medication He'll go with us See a show with us Plan such a simple one Templeton don't go away The city is hopping with things to do But it's one-third funner with you-know-who Yes, Templeton Mr. Templeton Let's go have some thrills Pack his pills and his glasses Well get a bite, then we'll say goodnight To our own special friend Mr. Templeton Please look away We'll be out 'til dawn Strap your helmet on