CAPO 5 I know you stole my panties 'Cause I've got the matching bra My girlfriend said she saw you out With my favorite red dress on She said you were dancing in my Black snake skin flats Acting like a stripper and you Didn't even match You want a five finger discount But nothing in life is free How 'bout you work hard for you want Instead of lifting it from me If it'd help just a little I'll give you the middle And help you cut the cost Can't give you a five finger discount - But here's twenty percent off I can't believe what you've done to me After letting you in my house Who knew you were casing the joint While sleeping on my couch I'm sure you'll find forgiveness Yeah, I'm willing to bet 'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace Hanging 'round your neck You want a five finger discount But nothing in life is free How 'bout you work hard for you want Instead of lifting it from me If it'd help just a little I'll give you the middle And help you cut the cost Can't give you a five finger discount - But here's twenty percent off - stop The cops ain't gonna help me - stop This town is pretty small - stop I'm gonna find out when I find you - stop That pretty girls can brawl You want a five finger discount But nothing in life is free Well you better hope that karma ain't A bigger bitch than me If it'd help just a little I'll give you the middle And help you cut the cost Can't give you a five finger discount But here's twenty percent off Can't give you a five finger discount But here's twenty percent off