Egg Sucking Dog Johnny Cash Found on Johhny Cash at Folsom Prison Well, he's not very handsome to look at He's shaggy and he eats like a hog And he's always out killin' my chickens, That dirty old egg sucking dog. Egg sucking dog, I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground. If you don't stay out of my hen house. You dirty old egg sucking hound. Now if he don't stop eating my eggs up, Though I'm not a real bad guy, I'm gonna take my rifle and send him To that big chicken coop in the sky. Egg sucking dog, I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground. If you don't stay out of my hen house. You dirty old egg sucking hound. Just a good old fun song, which should be played and sung for just that reason. -- Jersey Joe