1. No Such Thing Chords: :(x 0 11 13 0 0) :(x 4 6 4 7 0) :(0 7 5 7 7 0) :(2 4 2 3 2 2) :(x 0 2 4 0 0) :(x 0 4 6 0 0) type 2:(x 0 7 9 0 0) :(x 0 5 5 0 0) #11:(1 3 2 2 0 0) :(5 7 7 6 0 0) :(3 5 3 4 3 3) "welcome to the real world" she []said to me condescendingly "take []a seat, take your life plot it out in black and white" well I never lived the dreams of the prom[] kings and the drama queens I'd like to think the []best of me is still hiding []up my sleeve Pre-Chorus they []love []to [Asus2type2]tell []you []"stay [] in-[Asus2type2]side []the lines_____[]" but []something's better []on the other side_______[] I want to []run through the halls of my []high school I want to scream []at the top of my []lungs. I just found out []there's no such thing as the []real world just a lie []you've got to rise a-[]bove so the good boys and girls take the []so-called right track faded white hats grabbing cred-[]its, maybe transfers they []read all the books but they can't find the answers And all of our parents, they're getting old-[]er I wonder if they've wished for anything []better while in their memories, tiny []tragedies Pre-Chorus they []love []to [Asus2type2]tell []you []"stay in-[Asus2type2]side [Amaj9the lines_____[]" but []something's better []on the other side_______[] I want to []run through the halls of my []high school I want to scream []at the top of my []lungs. I just found out []there's no such thing as the []real world just a lie []you've got to rise a-[]bove Bridge [#11] [] [#11] I am invin-[Aadd]cible [#11] I am invin-[Aadd]cible [#11] I am invin-[Aadd]cible as []long as I'm alive Interlude [] [Asus2type2] [] [] [Asus2type2] I want to []run through the halls of my []high school I want to scream []at the top of my []lungs. I just found out []there's no such thing as the []real world just a lie []you've got to rise a-[]bove I just can't wait []for my ten year re-[]union I'm gonna bust []down the double doors[] and when I stand[] on these tables be-[]fore you you will know[] what all this time was []for 2. Why Georgia - - - I am driving up eighty-five in the *9 Kind of morning that lasts all afternoon - - - I'm just stuck inside the gloom Four more exits to my apartment *9 But I am tempted to keep the car in drive D5-Dadd4 And leave it all behind 'Cause I wonder sometimes About the outcome Of a still verdictless life - I living it right - I living it right - I living it right Why, why Georgia, why I rent a room and I fill the spaces with *9 Wood in places to make it feel like home - But all I feel's alone *9 It might be a quarter-life crisis - Or just the stirring in my soul Either way I wonder sometimes About the outcome Of a still verdictless life - I living it right - I living it right - I living it right Why, why Georgia, why So what so I've got a smile on But it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head Don't believe me Don't believe me - When I say I've got it down Everybody is just a stranger But that's the danger in *9 Going my own way - - - I guess it's the price I have to pay Still everything happens for a reason Is no reason not to ask myself if I am - living it right - I living it right - I living it right Why, tell me why Why, why Georgia, why 3. My Stupid Mouth MY STUPID MOUTH - JOHN MAYER - - - - - - My stupid mouth Has got me in trouble I said too much again To a date over dinner yesterday And I could see she was offended She said "well anyway..." Just dying for a subject change . . . Oh, a - nother social casualty Score one more for me How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do / - - - - - I guess he better find one soon We bit our lips she looked out the window rolling tiny balls of napkin paper I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shak - er And I could see clearly an indelible line was drawn Between what was good, what just slipped out and what went wrong Oh, the way she feels about me has changed . . . Thanks for playing, try a -gain. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do / I guess he better find one I'm never speaking up a - gain It only hurts me I'd rather be a myste - ry Than she de - sert me - - - Oh I'm never speaking up again - - - - - - . . . Starting now One more thing why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard But it's all because of this desire I just wanna be liked, I just wanna be fun - ny Looks like the jokes on me, so call me captain backfire . . . Oh, a - nother social casualty Score one more for me How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do / - - - - - I guess he better find one soon 4. Your Body Is A Wonderland . . . . . . . . . . . . We've got the afternoon, You've got this room for two . . . . . . . . One thing I've left to do, Discover me discovering you . . . . . . . . One mile to every inch of, your skin like porcelain . . . . . . . . One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue Bridge: . . . . . . And if you want love we'll make it . . . . . . We'll swim in a deep sea of blankets . . . . . . Take all your big plans and break 'em . . . . . This is bound to be a while . . . . Your body is a wonderland . . . . Your body is a wonder I'll use my hands . . . . Your body is a wonderland (Repeat) Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillow case You tell me where to go though I might leave to find it I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it (to bridge) Bridge 2: Damn, baby You frustrate me I know you're mine all mine all mine But you look so good it hurts sometimes Break: . . . . . . . . . . . . 5. Neon "Neon" tuning... drop low waaaay down to a (PART I) (PART II) (PART III) (PART IV) (PART V) (PART VI) (PART VII) (PART VIII) (PART IX) (I) When sky blue gets dark enough To see the colors of the city lights A trail of ruby red and diamond white Hits her like a sunrise (II) She comes and goes and comes and goes Like no one can (I) Tonight she's out to lose herself And find a high on Peachtree Street From mixed drinks to techno beats it's always Heavy into everything (III) She comes and goes and comes and goes Like no one can She comes and goes and no one knows She's slipping through my hands (IV) She's always buzzing just like Neon, neon Neon, neon (V) Who knows how long, how long, how long (VI) She can go before she burns away (I) I can't be her angel now You know it's not my place to hold her down And it's hard for me to take a stand When I would take her anyway I can (VII) She comes and goes and comes and goes Like no one can She comes and goes and no one knows She's slipping through my hands (IV) She's always buzzing just like Neon, neon Neon, neon (V) Who knows how long, how long, how long (VI) She can go before she burns away -then parts VIII and IX 6. City Love Drop Tuning note: all low notes played with thumb except chords in part Part : "I never liked this apple much" Part : "It always seemed to big to touch" "I can't remember how I found" (Part ) Part : "My way before she came around. I tell..." Part : "...everyone, I smile just because..." Part : "...can't remember life before her name" "She keeps a suit case..." (Part ) "As if I had the extra..." (Part ) "She steals my clothes..." (Part ) "I know, her hairs are..." (Part ) Part : "...the day, she called up and came to me..." Part : "...the clothes spun we spooned..." Part : Solo * The (/14) and all the (9/11) except the first one are bended notes.. Part I: Ending I never liked this apple much It always seemed too big to touch I can't remember how I found My way before she came around I tell everyone I smile just because I've got a city love I found it in Lydia And I can't remember life before her name She keeps a toothbrush at my place As if I had the extra space She steals my clothes to wear to work I know - her hairs are on my shirts I tell everyone I smile just because I've got a city love I found it in Lydia And I can't remember life before The day She called up and came to me Covered in rain And dinnertime shadowing And as her clothes spun, we spooned And I knew I was through When I said "I love you" Friday evening, we've been drinking 2 AM, I swear I might propose but we close the tab split a cab and call each other up when we get home falling asleep to the sound of sirens I've got a city love I found it in Lydia From the battery To the gallery It's the kind of thing you only see In scented, glossy magazines And I can't remember life before her name 7. '83 Superman intro Part 1 * I think that John might be playing (02403x), (02402x), (022000), (024000), but it doesn't really make a difference if you fingerpick the song. Part 2 Oh these days.. Part 3 Part 4 "And most my memories.." T T * (2x232x)/(2x242x) were taken from Elliot Kleinfelder's tab Part 5 "If heaven's.." Jam Part 6 "Was more like 1983.." (1) I have these dreams I'm walking home home where it used to be everything is as it was frozen in front of me Here I stand six feet small romanticizing years ago well it's a bittersweet feeling hearing "Wrapped Around Your Finger" on the radio (2) and these days I wish I was six again oh make me a red cape I wanna be Superman (3) oh if only my life was more like 1983 all these things would be more like they were at the start of me I had it made in 83 (1) thinking about my brother Ben I miss him everyday he looks just like his brother John but on an eighteen month delay here I stand six feet small and smiling cause I'm scared as hell kinda like your life is like a sequel to a movie where the actors' names have changed (2) well these days I wish I was six again oh make me a red cape I wanna be Superman (3) oh if only my life was more like 1983 all these things would be more like they were at the start of me if my life was more like 1983 plot a course to the source of the purest little part of me (4) and most my memories have escaped me or confused themselves with dreams (5) if heaven's all they want it to be send your prayers to me care of 1983 (Jam) you can paint that house a rainbow of colors rip out the floorboards and replace the the shutters but that's my plastic in the dirt whatever happened to my whatever happened to my whatever happened to my lunchbox when came the day when it got thrown away and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision more like more like more like (7) 1983 8. 3X5 Capo : 8 Chords: - 022030 - 022022 (M9) - 02404x - 300001 - x21202 - x32033 - 003233 - 3x3200 - 002010 (M7)- 031200 strumming- down, down, up, up, down (fast-chords progressions go fast at some parts) (M9) mostly plucking- just pluck the strings in the chord and you'll be able to figure it out. I'm writing you to Catch you up on places I've been You held this letter Probably got excited, but there's nothing else inside it Didn't have a camera by my side this time Hoping I would see the world with both my eyes Maybe I will tell you all about it when i'm In the mood to lose my way with words Repeat Intro Today skies are painted colors of a cowboy's cliche' And strange how clouds that look like mountains in the sky Are next to mountains anyway Didn't have a camera by my side this time Hoping I would see the world with both my eyes Maybe I will tell you all about it when i'm In the mood to lose my way with words (M7) You should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes (M7) It brought me back to life (M7) You'll be with me next time I go outside (M7) Just no more 3x5's Repeat Intro Today I finally overcame Tryin' to fit the world inside a picture frame Maybe I will tell you all about it when I'm in the mood to Lose my way but let me say (M7) You should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes (M7) It brought me back to life (M7) You'll be with me next time I go outside (M7) No more 3x5's (M7) Just no more 3x5's 9. Love Song For No One Love song for no one - john mayer capo 2, all chords relative to capo , , , *, , * Staying home alone on a Friday * flat on the floor looking back on old love * or lack thereof * After all the crushes have faded * and all my wishful thinking was wrong I'm jaded * I hate it I'm tired of being alone so hurry up and get here So tired of being alone so hurry up and get here get here chords * Searching all my days to find you * not sure what I'm looking for I'll know where * when I see you * Until then I'll hide in my bedroom * just staying up all night just to write a love song * for no one I'm tired of being alone so hurry up and get here So tired of being alone so hurry up and get here I could have met you in a sandbox I could have passed you on the sidewalk Could I have missed my chance and watched you walk away I could have met you in a sandbox * I could have passed you on the sidewalk Could I have missed my chance and watched you walk away I'm tired of being alone so hurry up and get here So tired of being alone so hurry up and get here You'll be so good You'll be so good for me I know you'll be so good for me GD for me chord voicings * 3 x x x 0 x a x 0 2 2 2 3 d 0 2 0 4 2 2 g 0 1 4 4 0 0 b 3 3 x 3 3 3 e 3 0 x x 3 3 * * * x x x 0 1 8 8 x 3 a 0 0 2 2 3 x x 3 x d 0 2 0 2 3 7 7 2 0 g 2 0 0 0 2 x x 0 0 b 3 1 1 3 1 6 5 1 3 e 2 0 0 x 1 8 8 0 2 10. Back To You Back To You by John Mayer Back to you It always comes around Back to you I tried to forget you I tried to stay away But it's too late Over you I'm never over Over you Something about you It's just the way you move The way you move me Yeah I'm so good at forgetting And I quit every game I play But forgive me, love I can't turn or walk away Back to you It always come around Back to you I walk with your shadow I'm sleeping in my bed With your silhouette Yeah Should have smiled on that picture If that's the last that I'll see of you It's the least that you Could not do Adlib: -- Leave the light on I'll never give up on you Leave the light on For me too For me too For me too Yeah Back to me I know that it comes Back to me Doesn't it scare you Your will is not as strong As it used to be 11. Great Indoors Drop , capo on 5th fret The chord (5x4032) is almost impossible to do if you don't let your fingers in place after (x04030). Part 1 Part 2 First chorus Part 3 Second chorus Part 4 "Though lately I can't blame you.." * (x2403x) is sometimes played this way (x2463x) Part 5 (from 8-11-01 and 8-23-00) T T T T "So go unlock the door.." "Leave the great indoors" T T T T Part 6 (1) Check your pulse Its proof that you're not listening to The call your life's been issuing you The rhythm of the line of idle days (2) Scared of the world outside you should go explore Pull all the shades and wander the great indoors (004030) (1) Lamplight makes the shadows play and posters take the walls away The TV is a window pane The view wont let you down (1) So put your faith in a late night show I bet you didn't even know Depends on how far out you go The channel numbers change (3) Scared of the world outside you should go explore Pull all the shades and wander the great indoors (4) Though lately I can't blame you I have seen the world And sometimes wish your room had room for two So go unlock the door and find what you are here for (3) Leave the great indoors (3) Leave the great indoors (5) (6) Check your pulse Its proof that you're not listening to the call your life's been issuing you The rhythm of the line of idle days 12. Not Myself CAPO ON 1ST FRET sup-pose I said I am on my best behaviour and there are times I lose my worried mind? wait it out while I am someone else Sup-pose I said col - ors change for no good reason And words will go from po-et-ry to prose? Would you want me when I'm not my self? Wait it out while I am some one else And I In time Will come a - round I always do For you Sup - pose I said you're my saving grace My grace... would you want me When I'm not myself... not myself when I'm someone Else..................... when I'm someone else When I'm some - one else when i'm not my - Self Begin to Fade Wait it out while I am some - one else Wait it out while I am some - one else 13. Unknown 14. St. Patricks Day Part 1 (album) (live) Part 2 "Who knows what will be.." (3x023x) is (3x020x) on the album. Part 3 (album) (live) (x8x109x) doesn't sound very good after (11x911xx) but it's what I saw on the webcast. I still play (13.x.11.13.x.x) Part 4 "No one wants to be alone at Christmas time.." Part 5 "And we'll both be safe.." Part 6 "We should take a ride tonight.." (3x4035) is sometimes (3x4033) Part 7 "Everybody.." enjoy