John Cale Helen of Troy Oh, did you see him standing in the street Hmmm, he looked so big, you're so big, but I've seen him before He's running round with all the boys, oh thats him, hmmm, big thighs Creepy, creepy in the dark, shiny, shiny Joan of Arc, When the moonlight starts its glow, cold hard Helen, Queen of Troy She got charisma, got thunderstorms, like a baby, never been born She got mammon, mammon in disguise, in the cold rooms of her eyes Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh look at him, inn't he gorgeous, such big thighs, all oiled and mine Listen, it's got to go, I want him in my arms to stay Big fat mama done me wrong, left me hanging all alone But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old 's that dirty old crone right out there in the cold Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Mercy, mercy, mercy me, I'm so scared, please comfort me I don't wanna be, your banshee boy, baying like the hounds of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Standing there from under the lights, your eyes shining bright I want you all of the time, fill me with awe, all of the time Lubricate me, don't hate me Note: The trick to this song is to strike the note on the bass string when transitioning between & chords. The point at which this occurs is indicated with a '|' . Not sure of all the lyrics!