"Mystery" Hugh Laurie (Riff): , , , Mystery All my life has been a mystery You and I were never ever meant to be That's why I call my love for you a mystery Riff Different country You and I have always lived in a different country And I know that airline tickets don't grow on a tree So what kept us apart is plain for me to see That much at least is not really a mystery Riff Estuary I live in a houseboat on an estuary Which is handy for my work with the Port Authority But I know you would have found it insanitary Insanitary Insanitary Riff Hate me I'd be foolish to ignore the possibility That if we'd ever actually met, you might have hated me Still, thats not the only problem that I can see Riff Dead since 1993 You've been dead now . . . wait a minute, let me see Fourteen years come next January As a human being you are history So why do why I still long for you? Why is my love so strong for you? Why did I write this song for you? Well, I guess it's just a mystery Mystery Ending: , x2