Tuning: EADGBE [Chords] Behold the way our fine feathered-friend his virtue doth parade. Thou knowest not my dimwitted friend, the picture thou hast made. Thy vacant brow thy tousled hair conceal thy good designs. Be noble upright, truthful, sincere and read between the lines: You're.. my funny Valentine; sweet comic Valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable unphotographable Yet you're my favourite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak are you smart? But don't change a hair for me not if you care for me Stay little Valentine stay Each day is Valentine's day