How the fuck he got an oscar Past out in his red mazda With his fuckin' head in his pasta In the parking lot of K-mart plaza Across from the Red Lobster Looking like the Loch Ness Monster Dress like a cross-dress mobster Talk is cheap, it cost less to gossip I probably be a lot less hostile If you snots keep your snozzles out the air holes Or get fuck outta seven holes Out'cha mouth..... yes, nostrils