[Intro] Yeah... Same song and dance... Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance I like the way you move, all over the globe Same song and dance... Something about it man Same song and dance... In the pale moon light [Verse 1] I'm lookin' at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by The whole rapper thing aren't ya Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya Couple rape charges people think you're a monster The police constantly buggin' ya non stop I walk upon ya, well hello Tonya I think you got your on-star button inside your car stuck You outta gas? Do you got a flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundrymat I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap You just got jacked, and bodysnatched and it's a wrap In broad day, and no mask for this attack I heard them say, exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it'll take taskforce to get you back [Chorus] Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance [Verse 2] The first victim I had, she was a big one big movie star, a partygirl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin hun How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want Girl I'm just kiddin' let me start over again hun See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little wench ya, murder wasn't my intention If I wanted to kill you, it would of already been done Slowly she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension cord... [Chorus] Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance [Verse 3] My second victim was even bigger than the first Popstar icon, the whole works She played a little school girl, when she first burst upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts It hurt me and made me mad at first I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you sexy little gal you You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value Cmon' toots, give me the Valium, Alioop I'll slam dunk it into your mouth til you puke And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you, shoot No show me how you move, baby do how you do [Chorus] Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance [Outro] Same kickin' and screamin', same prayin' and sobbin' Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin' Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance Yeah... same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance
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