The Meanest Girl in Town:Elvis Presley. -Album - Girl Happy - #8 on BB Hot 200 on RCA Records in 1965. #1. She'll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a king. She'll cry to you and lie to you, she'll do most anything. She'll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know, you'll be telling her you're sorry because she hurt you so. I said, she's evil, the most evil girl I've found. There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town. #2. She'll invite you over to her house at half past nine. You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie and you'll give your shoes a shine. You'll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door. Her little sister will tell you, she don't live here anymore. I said, she's evil, the most evil girl I've found. There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town. INTERLUDE: #3. She'll put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might. She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and pull your arms real tight. Your heart will pound like thunder, you'll melt in her embrace. But when you go to kiss her well she'll laugh right in your face. Because she's evil, the most evil girl I've found. There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.