Standard tuning. Girls on the beaches commit a sin They don't show yards and yards of skin Preceding message to you has been Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce Maybe your yen is for tennis courts Maybe romancing is in your thoughts Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female Will automatically land in jail (tacet) That's the law in Fort Lauderdale Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three If their technique ain't what it should be Get love instruction for free from me Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce